Velociraptor Awareness Day in Northern VA: April 17, 2009

NEWS UPDATE!

Tommorow is Velociraptor Awareness Day in which we mourn the deaths of those people who died to velociraptors and their attacks.

To commemorate and honor those who have died, people around the D.C. Metropolitan Area are preparing ceremonies which include but are not limited to (via Facebook):

• Simulated Velociraptor attacks throughout the day
• A candlelight vigil for those who have died of Velociraptor attacks (with borrowed pictures from the Jurassic Park movies)
• A screening of Jurassic park as an educational video

As such events will occur, intel has stated that there is a chance that actual Velociraptors will attack throughout the day during the simulated events.

PLEASE DO NOT PANIC!!!!

If you are still at your house, please remember to follow this picture for help on how to secure your house.

http://xkcd.org/87/

The picture shows ways on how to velociraptor-proof your house. If you find yourself in a public area tommorow do the test listed here, and remember the answers.

http://xkcd.com/135/

Remember, this is a LIFE AND DEATH manner. Have a good Velociraptor Awareness Day tommorow. :D